Sunday, March 7, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

Men, Can't Live with 'Em, Can't Kill 'Em

I got this from a forwarded mail by my friend. It's really true! XD

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!


The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦


If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is MAN.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

1 comments:

Chan Chee Khiong said...

LOL. I'm sure there a 'Women are hard to please' somewhere... hehe.