Wednesday, March 24, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

Me Weddingz on Paperz~!

On the 20 of this month, I have finally legally tied the knot with my fiance (now hubby)! After so many, many, MANY months of postponing, procrastinating and preparing, we have finally gotten the date by the court to be officially recognized as wedded couples by law. It's not the big ass official white wedding yet, but it's a start.

This is the court where we were supposed to joined in legal matrimony. The thing about marriage law system here in Brunei is that because it is a Muslim country, there are not much common law marriages for non-Muslims, so a church white wedding is not enough to prove that you married in the eyes of the law. For Muslims, they can get married at one go with the Syariah court, in which you are legally and socially recognized as a married couple because someone from the Syariah court will send a imam who is officially recognized by Muslim law to wed them during the big day. For poor ol' non-Muslims like us, we have to go to it the hard way.

We have to first make the payments for our marriage ceremony and signing (so that we can get the certificate), so we have to come to their common office, which is here. We also need to present our witnesses (one for each side) as testimonial to our marriage. I got two, but they only requested one, so my best gal pal from uni Lina became my witness, while my hubby got Jack, who is my hubby's cousin probably twice removed and also my senior back in uni and the man who matchmade us, so it would be fitting to have him as my hubby's witness.

Le couple who is getting married (yours truly ^^)

Me and Jack goofing around. It felt almost like old times where we were back in uni again, being our crazy selves (you don't wanna know what we did back in uni, trust me)






Random photo-taking time, just killing time and goofing around while waiting for the people to get ready with the judge to marry us. The robust lady dressed in pink is Lina, my best gal pal as my witness

This be the room where we would be wed. When the lady called us to follow them, they were walking so bloody fast that we had no idea where they went and was at lost until they doubled back to find us to lead us to the right venue. It was bloody cold, like electricity is free for them or whatever! Thank goodness I was wearing long sleeves and long skirt to protect me from the "winter cold"



This is the vow-reading part. The judge handed us these slips to study for a bit then read it out loud to the public, taking turns to read our side of the line, basically stating that we are prepared to be lawfully wedded in the eyes of the court and have our witness to see through it. Thank goodness my hands were not shaking or anything, though I think my palms were slightly cold and sweaty from nervousness, though later on, the maid teased me of all letting the paper slip fly off my hands. Meh~!


Then after that it was signing the paper on their huge big ass log book. I signed first, then my hubby, then my witness and my hubby's witness. Lina brought her own pen to sign, LOL! Always so prepared

Then here, the judge said that she officially pronounce us as legal husband and wife


Congrats, congrats, thank you, thank you...

This is le judge that had tied us into legal matrimony. So finally, I have been officially welcomed into the family as Mrs. King (seriously, that is my hubby's surname)


Family photo~! I'm the only lone wolf there unfortunately aside from my friends (the two robust people in the back) coz I'm the only kid and my folks are in KK, but no big. It's just the formality wedding, not the big one. The rest are my hubby's clan. LOL!

4 days later, our marriage cert is finally out and printed. Apparently we were the 5870th couple to be wed! Wow! Round figure! LOL! The paper was a custom-made long size, so this is as much as I can fit in the scanner, but still, wohoo~! Legally husband and wife now~!

That's all there is to it. Now I totally look forward to the official big white wedding~!!
Monday, March 22, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

Which Kyle XY Character Are You?

I took this quiz for fun when I was browsing around Google for Kyle XY pics and this is what result I got, which is actually quite accurate:


If you wanna take the quiz, you can go to Which Kyle XY Character Are You? in BuddyTV.com
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

The TV was my baby-sitter...

I realized, after doing this Disney meme list, that the TV really was my baby-sitter. LOL!


CLASSIC DISNEY
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[X] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[X] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[X] Bambi (1942)
[X] Cinderella (1950)
[X] Dumbo (1941)
[X] Fantasia (1940)
[X] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[X] Mary Poppins (1964)
[X] Peter Pan (1953)
[X] Pinocchio (1940)
[X] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[X] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)

TOTAL: 12


DISNEY'S DARK AGE
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[X] The Aristocats (1970)
[ ] Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971)
[ ] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[X] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[X] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[X] The Jungle Book (1967)
[ ] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[X] Oliver and Company (1986)
[ ] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[X] The Rescuers (1977)
[X] Robin Hood (1973)
[X] The Sword In The Stone (1963)

TOTAL: 20


THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
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[X] Aladdin (1992)
[X] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[X] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[X] Hercules (1997)
[X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[X] The Lion King (1994)
[X] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[X] Mulan (1998)
[X] Pocahontas (1995)
[ ] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[X] Tarzan (1999)

TOTAL: 30

DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
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[X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[X] Bolt (2008)
[X] Brother Bear (2003)
[X] Chicken Little (2005)
[X] Dinosaur (2000)
[X] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[X] Enchanted (2007)
[X] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004)
[X] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[X] The Princess and the Frog (2009)
[ ] Treasure Planet (2002)

TOTAL: 40


PIXAR
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[X] A Bug's Life (1998)
[X] Cars (2006)
[X] Finding Nemo (2003)
[X] The Incredibles (2004)
[X] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[X] Ratatouille (2007)
[X] Toy Story (1995)
[X] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[X] Wall-E (2008)
[X] Up (2009)

TOTAL: 50


DON BLUTH
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[X] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[X] An American Tail (1986)
[X] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[X] Anastasia (1997)
[ ] The Land Before Time (1988)
[ ] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[ ] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[ ] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[ ] Thumbelina (1994)
[X] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)

TOTAL: 55


CLAYMATION
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[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[X] Chicken Run (2000)
[X] Corpse Bride (2005)
[X] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[X] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
[X] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[X] Coraline (2009)

TOTAL: 61



CGI GLUT
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[X] Antz (1998)
[ ] Happy Feet (2006)
[X] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[X] Madagascar (2005)
[X] Monster House (2006)
[ ] Over the Hedge (2006)
[X] The Polar Express(2004)
[X] Shrek (2001)
[X] Shrek 2 (2004)
[X] Shrek The Third (2007)
[ ] Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

TOTAL: 69


IMPORTS
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[x] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[ ] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[x] Watership Down (1978)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[ ] Yellow Submarine (1968)

TOTAL: 71


STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
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[x] Grave of the Fireflies (1988) I was not a fan. DEPRESSING AS HELL.
[X] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[X] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[X] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[ ] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[X] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[ ] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)
[X] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)
[X] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[X] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
[X] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)

TOTAL: 79


SATOSHI KON
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[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[X] Paprika (2006)
[ ] Perfect Blue (1999)
[X] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" (1995)

TOTAL: 81


SHINKAI MAKOTO
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[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)

TOTAL: 81


OTHER ANIME FILMS
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[x] Akira (1989)
[X] Appleseed (2004)
[X] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[X] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[ ] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[ ] End of Evangelion (1997)
[ ] Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (1998)
[ ] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[ ] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[ ] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[X] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[ ] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[ ] Project A-ko (1986)
[ ] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[ ] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[ ] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)
[X] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[X] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)

TOTAL: 88


CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
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[ ] American Pop (1981)
[x] The Animatrix (2003)
[ ] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[ ] Cool World (1992)
[X] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[X] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[ ] Fire & Ice (1983)
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[ ] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[ ] Lady Death (2004)
[X] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[X] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)

TOTAL: 93

OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
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[ ] Animal Farm (1954)
[ ] Animalympics (1980)
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie (2007)
[X] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[X] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[ ] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[X] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[ ] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[X] Fern Gully (1992)
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[ ] The Hobbit (1977)
[X] The Iron Giant (1999)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[ ] Lord of the Rings (1978)
[ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[ ] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[X] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[X] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[X] Quest For Camelot (1998)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[X] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[ ] Rock & Rule (1983)
[X] Space Jam (1996)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[x] Superman: Doomsday (2007) HORRIBLE.
[X] The Swan Princess (1994)
[X] Transformers: The Movie
[ ] Wizards (1977)
[X] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009) This was also really good
[X] Balto (1995)
[X]Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)

TOTAL: 109
Monday, March 15, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

My Funny Friends

I have been chatting and RP-ing for almost 2, 3 years--maybe coming 4 years--ever since I was introduced to the world of RP. Back then, I was never interested in chatting but after my friend introduced chatting to me, I got kinda hooked. I made pretty good friends here and there, but I have some very best RP friends, most of them I made from Deviant Art.

During the time I chat with my RP friends, I seemed to find out certain traits they display somehow, and these are the ones that I clearly noticed:

  • Akari-Jaganashi (Alaska): He is a god-modder, and we both end up being god-modders in our RP, wanting to have our characters stand out more. He tends to come out certain unpredictable scenarios once in a while and it was my job to try and adapt to it. Most of the time, I just let him take the lead and be the god-modder, but if he's being a little over the top, I would probably step in and god-mod my character and not let up until he figures it out. You can say it's like trying to pacify a little brother, and technically I'm like his big sister to him. He already sees me as his surrogate big sister
  • Yami-Aikou (Alaska): She's more or less a quiet individual, sort of, when she's not mouthing off about relationship problems with her boyfriend Akari. She allows us to run the show, though I never really personally have a one-on-one RP with her. I had a little threesome RP with her and Akari, but not much going on, really. We're more of an acquaintance that REALLY close friends
  • Hine (Connetticutt): She is a good chatter, but a bit of a fickle RPer. She likes to start RPs but never really finishes it. Not only that, when she starts an RP, she likes things her way. She puts too much logic in her characters and always liked her characters to be the one who suffered the most, like a bit of a Mary-Sue of sorts, and when she didn't like a particular part of someone else's character, she'd put the whole RP on hold, and then gets bored of it and switches to a new one. Not only that, when she starts an RP, she never really makes an effort to carry on with it, showing up at inconvenient times, replying after like forever, then just abruptly leaves and lets the RP hang until goodness knows when she would show up. Like I said, she's good to chat with, but not good to RP with
  • Living Life Behind the Mask (Maryland): She is a good chatter and a great RPer, though when it comes to RPing, she's a total nympho, and I mean it in a good way. And she likes drama. Lots of drama in her RPing. Start up a sob story or a tragedy or agony (with a bit of hot sexy heal-the-soul sex) and we would have a field day trying to solve it. It's almost like venting out all our negative emotions into this drama, then work our way up to carnal, unadulterated sex that would totally blow anyone's minds (and brains and eyes) out. It's fun to RP with her because you'll probably get to figure out creative ways to satisfy our inner sexual urges, and the joy of man-sex! LOL XD
  • Saph (Ireland): She RPs well. She may have a little trouble with grammar and such, and sometimes her words are not very long sentences, but it's all good. Although sometimes she would come up with a plot device and I'll have to figure out how to solve it because she didn't really think it through, and most of the time depend on me to come up with plot devices, which I am pretty scarce at times. Sometimes when I can't think of a solution, I would "force" her to decide, but it's still a long way to get her to work the brain juices, but we're getting there. And she tends to make her characters a little twisted or troubled and a little unapproachable, which can be hard at times when I want to have my chara and her chara become love interest. Her replies are a little slow and I have to nudge her a little sometimes, coz she might either be sleeping or the lines are down, but nothing I can't handle. Though I do wish she would get a new laptop since she's saying it's been giving her a lot of problems
  • Boobear (USA): Not much of a good chatter and not much of a good RPer either. She claims to have a bit of a learning disability, and currently has reached to the level of a 7th grade, which should be something, but her replies are always just one or two words. Not a few short words. Literally one or two words. I understand her plight and I wouldn't mind if she replies slow or maybe have problems with her spelling, but how would you feel if you said so much, and she replies you with "Heh", "Yeah", "Mmhmm", that sort of thing? So yeah, not exactly that big in chatting or RPing with her
  • Demyx (UK): She is a total die-hard fan of mine and we discovered each other by accident. She read my Osmosis Jones fanfic "Poison" and somehow ended up stumbling onto my msn address, and we started chatting from there. Her RPs are lengthy and long and very, very descriptive, more or less. I don't mind it really, in fact it is pretty interesting to have a new way of RPing for a change, and somehow I ended up being influenced by that form of lengthy RPs, though sometimes I can't come up with long words and give short ones instead, and sometimes I have to come up with most of the plot devices, but it's all good.
People come in different packages. You just gotta know how to handle them.
Friday, March 12, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

Deep Thoughts...

I was having lunch with my friend after a long hike, and while we were talking, it touched on the subject of religion.

The reason why it came to that was because the night before, my fiance's father asked me to try and bring my fiance back to church (since we would go there anyway if we were to do that official white wedding), and give him something to believe in. I didn't agree or disagree, just kept quiet and smiled politely, and I never said yes or no.

The thing is...well, I wouldn't say entirely that I have lost faith or don't believe anymore. I mean, I believe in miracles and stuff, and I believe that there is something or someone of higher power at work to keep this world in balance, but after what I've been through, they don't really give me much reason to put my entire faith onto it. Some, but not all.

You can say that I am a born-again Christian, baptized in my youngest auntie's church in Taiwan after being slightly devout during my days in church-going when I was in A-Levels all the way till I went to uni. I was baptized along with my mother in front of thousands of people and the pastor and in front of God, and in front of God, we promised to be a better person, to try and work our ways to His good graces.

But throughout the years of being a born-again Christian, it feels like I seem to be the one making the effort. Well, OK, I admit I had played hookie a few times and skipped church, but all in all, I have tried my best in being a better person. My mom, on the other hand, despite being a church-goer and reading the Bible and all that, had not really made much effort in this. On the outside she was a nice woman who goes to church and all that jazz, but deep down inside, she was still the same monster, the same abusive, screaming monster I've always known all my life.

Everyday, after a long beating and/or scolding, she would first put the blame on me for breaking her vows, and after she cooled off, apologize to me for breaking her vow and promised to try her best not to behave that way anymore. It was an endless cycle every time we were together. There was never a moment where she did not break her vow, and I was beginning to think that if she was ever sincere in being a born-again Christian at all.

I prayed everyday to give me the strength to endure her. I prayed for this life to be over. I prayed for her to get better, to stop being the way she was. I prayed for God to change her, to make her keep her vows. I prayed for myself to try and give me the courage, strength and wisdom to change her and not incur her wrath. I prayed to God to give me a sign, to have someone rescue me and take me out of my misery.

But where was my miracle? Where was the answer to my prayers? Where was God when I needed Him the most at that time? Was He even listening? Did He even care? Or was it that I have sinned so much in my life that I was not worth the effort to save?

I have related this to my fellow yaoi friend, and she said that maybe God's way of answering my prayers was to give me the strength to fight back and the strength for me to run from my mother and follow where my heart told me. She could be right, or maybe it was just me finally snapping and not going to take all that bullshit anymore. Maybe I knew one day, one way or another, I was going to get out of this life, and I decided to take action, prepared for the consequences.

Since then, I dunno...I've been more or less apathetic about my own religion, and no longer the devout I was before. Don't get me wrong, I still believe that there are forces at work that we cannot explain, but my faith has just...wavered since my experience. So yeah...
Sunday, March 7, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

Men, Can't Live with 'Em, Can't Kill 'Em

I got this from a forwarded mail by my friend. It's really true! XD

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!


The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦


If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is MAN.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
Wednesday, March 3, 2010 | By: BlackGargie

With this Ring, I Thee Wed...

Wee~!! Finally~!! Wedding bells are gonna ring on me~!! Well, the silent ones, that is.

I returned to KK to get my birth cert as per request from my receipt from the registrar HQ. This time, my fiance was with me and we stayed at my dad's place, sleeping in the master bedroom while he slept in the guest room within the master bedroom. It was a REALLY fucking long wait at the registrar (about 1 and a half hour), and my dad was complaining up and down about why is it that it takes them so long to find a cert when they had one month to do so (thank goodness I have inhuman patience), but we finally got it.

The cert was rather interesting. Instead of the old version that I used to have back then, they now have it printed in pretty A4 green paper with the original insignia and everything. The rest of the week was spent hanging out with my childhood friend, in which we went shopping at 1Borneo all day (until I got blisters on top of my blisters, gah!), in which we wanted to get my future in-laws' requested furniture--unfortunately not there because the owner was on holiday--and finally getting the puzzle I always wanted and watched a movie and the newly shifted Golden Screen Cinemas to this place, ate out most of the time (my fiance made it his life-long mission to eat at Burger King) and even hung out at a friggin' cool bar, pun intended (you can see it here), and also went to karaoke. The only beef I had about the karaoke is that K-Boxes are bloody expensive, but public karaoke singing takes bloody long time due to rotation and shuffling of songs, so unfortunately I didn't really have much fun on that, but it's alright. I've learnt my lesson on karaoke-ing: always choose K-Boxes and always bring wads of money.

That said, we finally came home to with our main mission to be completed: to have ourselves into the marriage registrar. We double-checked that everything is in place before going into the registrar office at the high court, and presented all the necessary paperworks for the clerk, then she told us to pay for the registry (which is $110, ftw) and told us to fill in the solemnization form. Then she gave us a date (in civil court weddings, it is always 2 weeks later on a Saturday) and gave us advices and a guide slip on what to do on the wedding day before congratulating us.

The slip said we required two witnesses each and have to dress smart. I gave a ring to my best friends to ask them to be my witnesses, though only one replied, while my fiance had already had his witnesses.

So on the 20th of March, by the eyes of civil court, I shall be:

A to Z of Phobias

I checked online out of whim to see how many phobias that exist in this world, and this is what I got:

A-

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.

B-

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

C-

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Chiroptophobia- Fear of bats.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

D-

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.

E-

Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.

F-

Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)

G-

Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Gelotophobia- Fear of being laughed at.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.

H-

Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Homophobia- Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.

I-

Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

J-

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

K-

Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.

L-

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.

M-

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia or Mysophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Muriphobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)

N-

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things.
Nelophobia- Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.

O-

Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.

P-

Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia- Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.

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R-

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Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

S-

Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.

T-

Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia- Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.

U-

Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.

V-

Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.

W-

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.

X-

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

Y-

Z-

Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.

CreepyPasta

I just found out from the dA that there is this meme going on called CreepyPasta, in which it's told like almost Round Robin style horror stories in very short sentences. Some are fake, some are so-called based on true events, and some are based on popular urban legends.

Here's some I've got from dA:

1. On certain nights, the mortician in the morgue locks his office door and spends the night praying. He shivers when the scraping noises pass by his door. He never looks for the bodies that disappear...

2. A woman, all in white, with black hair, is staring directly at you. You see that the crowd pushes around her, but her eyes never leave you. A pool of blood collects around one foot. When you run toward her, she vanishes as a truck passes in between you two.

3. Everytime you turn around, you notice that it takes everyone else half of a second to start to move.

4. Children chant a new rhyme as they play jumprope.
"One for blood, two for stone.
You never know, when you'll be bone.
Three for fire, four for death.
You never know, you'll loose your breath.
Five for sin, Six to kill.
You never know, what's under the hill."

5. Dogs stop barking as you walk by. They all stare at you. ALL of them.

6. You can hear a heartbeat. But, whose, you don't know. It grows faster over time. What happens when it stops?

7. After investigating a place where a murder had taken place, you find a simple audio tape. Playing the tape reveals it to be a typical mix tape made by the victim's lover.

However, between one of the songs, a strange sound is heard. Repeated playing reveals that the sound changes each time it is played.

Playing the sound backwards reveals it to be a chilling voice that says: "Four…"
Playing it again results in "Three…"
Again: "Two…"

9. You see blood fall onto the carpet. You look up. There is nothing on the ceiling. Examining the drops, you notice that they are still falling. But they are falling from a spot about chest high in the middle of the room...from thin air.

10. Upon waking, you look out your window. You notice that it seems that the tree in your yard is writhing...until it bursts into thousands of birds: ravens, crows, magpies. They have stripped the tree. It is now dead.

11. Cats begin bringing small creatures to leave on your porch. Then, the creatures begin to get bigger day by day, eventually bigger than a cat should be able to drag...

12. While wondering through the forest, one of the members of the group spots a small bag dangling from a tree branch. Inside the bag are several human fingernails and teeth.

13. You go to a bar to meet someone, you take him or her home for a one-night stand. You have a great night, and fall asleep next to them. When you wake up the next morning, you find yourself alone in bed; your lover's internal organs are stacked neatly at the foot of the bed. As you jump up, you see that on the pillow is written in blood the word "FORNICATE" across the pillows... As you turn to run out, the full length mirror in the door shows you that there's a red 'R' on your chest.

14. You're experiencing little deja vues. And they are from dreams you dream the night before. And they get longer, and clearer.

15. A stray black cat guards your back porch each night. You can hear it battle something big every night right after midnight. And each day it becomes weaker. Soon it will die...

16. Your partner talks in her sleep. Sometimes in murmer, sometimes very clear. She tells you about things, things which happend here, bad things.

17. You suffer from an itch on your back, a really feisty one. But you can't scratch now, not now. Later that day, the itch is still there you finally allow yourself to scratch. Your touching a moist soft spot. Before you know it, you're scratching your bones.

18. Your reflexion in the mirror in the morning, while you brush your teeth, does things slightly different. You brush up, it brushes down.

19. You're at work alone, when you suddenly hear the copy machine start up. You walk out to take a look at what's going on and see several copies filling the tray.

Picking up one of the pieces of paper you discover that it is a copy of a picture depicting you sitting in your office chair, dead, with your eyes torn out and your throat cut. the others are the same picture, but taken from increasingly bizaar angles.

There is no original picture in the copy machine. In fact, the machine has been out of toner for a week.
20. You start to leave work (alone again). As you walk out to your car, you hear a cat meow. Or was it a baby cry? Either way, it's gone now.

As you continue toward your car. You hear it again. And then again. The source appears to be coming from the dumpster near your car. By this time the sound is constant and in fact has been joined by dozens more.

Opening the dumpster lid and peering in you are confronted by the horrific image of dozens of dead babies in various states of decay writhing atop one another.

When you slam the dumpster closed, the sound of the crying babies abruptly ends. If you look in again, the dumpster is normal.

21.You are eating an orange. After putting a section in your mouth you bite down on what feels like a seed, but it is peculiarly hard. Upon examination, it appears to be a small black gem stone. The next day, upon eating an apple you find a piece of rope.

22.While you're calling home to check your answering machine, someone picks up the other end. The voice sounds familiar and answers the phone with your name. After a short and angry conversation in which the person insists he is in fact the rightful tenant, you speed home. When you arrive, no one is there, but your phone starts ringing. You answer it, speak your name and begin an argument with the caller.

23.You have been unable to visit your grandmother's grave for some time now. Every time you do you can hear her pleading from beneath the ground, begging to be let out. She says she can't breathe and that shes scared. No one else can hear it.

24.You check your watch. The big hand is on the 4, the little hand is on the 1. You'll be late for work.
At work, you find an email in your inbox. The sender is yourself. Puzzled, you open the e-mail you apparently sent to yourself. Inside is the message "the out for watch watch."
You look at your watch. The little hand is on the 4, the big hand is on the 1. You look back at the screen. The fourth and first words have swapped places. "watch out for the watch." You look at your watch again.

Your watch is digital.

25.While eating peanuts, you crack open one to find a very small piece of a torn photo. As you open more peanuts, you find more and more pieces. When you tape it all together, you see a photo of a large hole in the wall of your bedroom.

26.In the middle of a terrible thunderstorm, a small dark shape is visible from your window. Despite the pouring rain and the late hour, a bird is perched just within view. It could easily be some sort of statue, except for the occasional twitch of the head as it watches you with one eye, then the other. Closer observation with binoculars or the like reveals maggots dripping off its wings instead of rain. Running outside to investigate reveals no sign of its presence - not even remnants of its grisly sheddings...

27.A small red dot appears in the center of your vision, as time passes it grows larger and larger. Soon, it will be big enough to see the face inside..

28.The lights in your hallway begin to flicker. When the light is on, you see nothing. But each time it goes out, you can make out the silhouette of a figure. Each time the light goes off, it gets closer.

29.You suddenly say out loud you wish you were dead. You do not understand why.

30.You bang and bang against the wall...you scream to be let out...you know they can hear you....you've heard the new baby crying...the new family arrive...just like the old family and the one before that...you've heard them making love...you've heard them laugh at the dinner table...

They must have heard you banging and screaming...yelling and pleaing for help..the MUST have heard you...why don't they free you....

31.You look into a large hanging photo of yourself. In the photo, you host a large, strange smile and eyes that seem to follow. There was never a photo hung on that wall.

32.While visiting a friend in the hospital, you overhear a woman crying in grief over a miscarriage. As you walk through the lonely halls of the hospital on your way out, you see a small trail of blood leading to a corner. For a split second, you can see the end of a severed umbilical cord being dragged around the corner.

33.I can see you.

34.Masks begin to talk to you. Some whisper, some scream, others giggle. But they all hate you.

35.You find yourself in the middle of an old, decrepit school. You dont know why you are here. As you walk through the dark halls, you notice all the lockers door's have been torn off except one. The one remaining locker with a door has a large padlock and chains on it. Behind it you hear something moan.

36.Only allow water to flow through the drains. Anything else will feed it.

37.you see a small glint in the shadows underneath your computer desk. It looks like something moist and glistening in what little light shines down there. You sit at your PC and turn it on. You do not see a start up screen. Instead, a single large eyeball in the center of the screen looks at you. As the eye fades, The words "Im Hungry." appear.

38.Everytime you blink, something moves.

39.Do not trust your eyes, they are against you. Go into the closet and shut the door.

40.Pray you fall asleep fast enough. You don't need to see it watching you from across your room.