Monday, November 24, 2008 | By: BlackGargie

My Crazy Yaoi-ish Mind

I was waiting for my fiance to finish with his onsite job and browsed around the DVD shops and naturally, my feet guided me to the anime section where I can see if there is any new nice anime to watch so that I can go home and download them.

Suddenly I had a sudden notion: What if to honour the fans of their constant support for their anime and to give a little eye candy for their loyal yaoi fans, the animators come together to create a special anime movie in which each will have at least 10 to 15 minutes of anime shorts showcasing certain slash pairings from certain famous animes? LOL!

I can see it now: All the creators of famous animes like Naruto, Bleach, Death Note and stuff gather together in the meeting room to discuss storylines by choosing the most famous two pairings from their anime and make a 10-15 minutes anime short for it, then compile them and put it into one anime movie! Wohoo~! I can even imagine what sort of stories they can create in some of the anime that I know:

Naruto
Pairings: NaruSasu and GaaraLee
NaruSasu would probably be the story in which is the fight between Naruto and Sasuke before Sasuke left to join Orochimaru. Remember the part where he knelt above him and their faces were very close together? Yeah, well, if they added a kiss scene and probably Sasuke crying a little for Naruto it would be perfect. For GaaraLee, maybe they can make the part after Lee and Gaara defeated the guy who can use his bones as weapons (I forgot his name), yeah, that guy. Maybe before leaving to help Naruto out Gaara would watch the back of an enthusiastic Lee wanting to leave to help Naruto and his secret love feelings for him while flashback a few moments during the time when they were head to head fighting in that competition. Yeah...Something like that

Bleach
Pairings: IchigoUryuu and RenjiByakuya
I'm not really a big fan of Bleach, but if I were to choose two most famous pairings, I would definitely choose these two as famous pairings. LOL. So I guess it's up to your imagination what kind of crazy story you'd like for them, but the classic "getting drunk in a class party and getting down and dirty where feelings are confessed and realized and hot saucy bedding ensued" scene would probably be best for IchigoUryuu

Death Note
Pairings: RaitoL and MikamiMisa
I dunno about MikamiMisa (although there has been quite a number of supporters for this pairing) but I definitely choose RaitoL for famous pairing for this anime. If I were the animator, I would do the part where Raito is close to dying lying down on the stairs, he starts reflecting on the things he had been through and mostly with L, and his true feelings for L before he let the demon in him overtake his love for L, and when Ryuk writes his name in the Death Note, the last 40 seconds of his life was the only thought that came to his mind, which was the night he and L secretly consummate their relationship, before seeing L's spirit standing in front of him waiting for him. Agh! Such a sad scene that would be~!

YuGiOh
Pairings: YamiYugi and JoeySeto
I would choose these two most definitely to be the famous two pairings for the anime shorts. For YugiYami, they can make a short where after Yami returns to the Shadow Realm, Yugi reflects on their adventures together and constantly get dreams of Yami waiting for him, until it drove him to edge where he OD on sleeping pills so that he could dream about his beloved Yami forever (I know, I'm a sucker for angst, but I can't help it), while for JoeySeto we can always have the age-old cliche of Seto discovering the true life Joey is leading with his abusive father and then in his attempts to rescue him from that abusive life, he comes in terms with his true feelings for Joey. It may be cliche, but sometimes old-school is the best.

Well, these are some of the animes that crosses my mind that might make good anime shorts. The yaoi virus in my mind went to overdrive, so that's why I'm thinking crazy things right now. But oh, how I wish this could happen. An anime movie special with famous anime shorts of famous anime yaoi pairings. It's like a dream come true!